Saturday, November 1, 2008

Blonde paint job


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

14 comments:

ĐǻñĎõøðñ said...

loooooooooool!!
ambaih! galby 3awarny 3l sayara! =(

aTooNa said...

the caaar!

MeeMzZ said...

dandoona:
i knoow me too 9arfeene amby!!

atoona
EEH!!;P

BeBe said...

omg :P i just understood !
pooooor man n his ferrari :P
so she thought a porch is a porche
good one :P

Charmbracelet said...

hahahha=p
-N~

Anonymous said...

LOOOOOOOOOOL typical blondy

Hottie said...

HOLLY FUCKSTICKLE! I would have been pissed!

Ghadoor said...

LOOOL ghabeya :p

brocasarea said...

rofl....so dunb!

ARTFUL said...

q9ah maliqa ;p

y36iich al3afyah .. bs b6afrch ;p

..::Amu::.. said...

looooooool

Bliss said...

LOL!

Balqees said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OMG

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN :P

loooooooooooooool

MeeMzZ said...

BeBe
LOOOOL...eeh i was like OMGEE!!;p

Charmbracelet
;p

Anonymous
ee 7ada!!;p

Hottie
LOOOOOOOL... MEE TOO!!;P i would kill her!!;p


Ghadoor
LOOOOL...7ADA!!;p

brocasarea
LOOOL...tell me about it!!;p LOOOL!!;p

ARTFUL
LOOOL...lat 5af 3arfat lik!!;p HEHE

.::Amu::..
;p

Bliss
HEHEHE;p

Balqees
LOOOOL...blondies fun time is over
*meemz finds blondies and stabs her * hehehe!!;p